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Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Listen here, good looking. I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place,
in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on
It doesn't matter to me. I just love it.

His eyes now wide with interest, he responds,
"No kidding... I'm in Government too.
Are you federal or state?"

(REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT- NO Difference)

Date: 2016-06-24 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vsopvs.livejournal.com
смешно :)

откуда это?

Date: 2016-06-24 01:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otkaznik.livejournal.com
Приятель прислал.

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